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I Don’t Fart – Funny Cat Humor T-Shirt (Unisex Premium)
I Don’t Fart – Funny Cat Humor T-Shirt (Unisex Premium)
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💨 Subtle? Not really!
The I Don’t Fart design delivers bold feline humor with three hilarious lines:
😼 “I don’t fart”
🙀 “I whisper in my pants”
🤣 “Sometimes it’s a scream”
Playful, cheeky, and full of personality — this tee is perfect for anyone who loves unapologetic jokes (and knows cats aren’t as innocent as they look).
✨ A conversation starter for cat lovers with a wicked sense of humor.
- This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials.
⚠️ Important Note!
The images displayed on our website are digital representations and may show slight variations in color tone compared to the actual product. This happens because every screen displays colors differently, and during the printing process, inks may react uniquely with the fabric.
✅ We always guarantee high quality in our pieces, but subtle tone differences are natural in handcrafted printed products.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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